You had me at Rum.
Rum I will do, Rum i will swallow
in a hung over stupor i will wallow.
for rum i will cum to any event
just a few swigs and i’ll be spent.
but they actually said run.
something most would not consider fun,
but no worries in the least ,
because Slund’s a fucking beast.
warren’s a little slow,
it’s that beard, ya know?
oh warren my captain
it’s in admiration that i jest
I guess you’re just too busy with your 2.0 quest.
oh wait, Mark Timmerman … who?
the classiest skier on the mountain, who knew?
absolutely crazy with steez,
come to more races please?
little miss Brumburg, it’s even in the name,
though you definitely don’t bring your team any shame.
you confused little rascals
might be holding your game,
but the Alcohooligans are nowhere near tame.
Only the most selfless would donate their name
For the good of the game
This name was clearly not made in haste
As Ketch slowly applied his hair paste
MXC staying top of the stats
Come next winter she’ll power through the flats
D.P., also a good name
So many meanings in one word
(yeah we said it, no shame)
Elena Michaels, rocking the onezie
Sorry for the funzia spill
But crazier things have happened at Waterville
We’re the designated drinkers
Here to win STASIS
Charlie, Jamie, Michelle
And Todd (if he still exists?)
my precious goldilocks
what fun we will have next year
danger james daudon
i like your one piece ski suit
time to frat it up
Give me dirty love
I’m the dragon in your dreams
the next sun is ours
tennis pros for life
will you teach me how to play?
thank you for the tips